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Captain Ahab had more self-awareness

The Greta Thunberg Travelling Empathy Circus docked in the Mediterranean last week, its sails puffed full of self-righteous wind, carrying the climate saint herself aboard a vessel bound for the shores of Gaza. Or so she hoped.

Instead, the flotilla—a flotilla!—was intercepted by the Israeli navy last night. The group, composed of well-meaning activists …